Quotes of: Thats Keyword

Do close your mouth. You look like a cow that's being artificially inseminated.

Stones in the Road

My penis is empty, like a straw. That’s the real value of it.

Sleepwalking is restercise

I’m running late. But that’s OK, because I’m wearing Nikes.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Getting there, that's what's important even if you can't get back.

This Magnificent Desolation

That's the tragedy of falling in love; it brings with it the potential for loss.

One Moment, One Morning

I wanted life that's comfortable enough for me, my ambitions and love.

OFW: This is My Life and Story

It's the love that goes through the hardest trials and survives that's worth having.

The Proposal

You look like a hot tamale.” “That’s not really a compliment.

Rules of Attraction

Is that all?" she whispered. Gansey closed his eyes. "That's all there is.

The Raven Boys

Let us not burthen our remembrance with A heaviness that's gone.

The Tempest

Lots of people talk to animals...Not very many listen though...that's the problem.

The Tao of Pooh

Frankie Perino and I were lucky that day. Lucky to be alive-that's what everyone said.

Twenty Boy Summer

Wherever people go to find peace - that's what I find in the ocean.

True Love Story

Revenge seeks its pound of flesh. That’s one fifth of my erection.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Make pizza, not war. No matter how you slice it, that’s wise.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I speak the language of love. That’s right, I speak Russian.

This Book Has No Title

You don't know what you don't know. That's why you don't have. Because to know and not to have is not to know.

TEAM Textbook

That's the lovely thing about men, there's no guesswork involved when it comes to arousal.

An Uncommon Whore

Vinegar: that's what fear smells like.

A Visit from the Goon Squad

I might kiss you. I might be bad at it. That's not possible.

A Walk to Remember

Something else? That's the nice way of saying they're bat-shit crazy.

Wait for You