Hooper: That's a twenty footer. Quint: Twenty-five. Three tons of him.
Bill: Lucky for us all, that's not the case.
Jackson Bentley: You answered without saying anything. That's politics.
Mr. Eddy: Boy, that's smooth. Smooth as shit off a duck's ass!
Michael Wong: A gay candidate against another gay candidate. That's unfortunate.
Sammy Jankis: That's a test? Where were you guys when I did my CPA?
Rick: Slow down, man. [Lou speeds up] Rick: That's too fast.
Vincent: I promise I won't laugh. Mia: That's what I'm afraid of, Vincent.
Stuart Kane: Ah, Christ! That's my half supply.
[last lines] Donkey: Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
Mitchell Stephens: Something's happening that's taking our children away.
Young Masbath: Is he dead? Ichabod Crane: That's the problem. He was dead to begin with.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's no moon. It's a space station.
[Bree gestures at heart, crying] Bree Osbourne: It hurts. Margaret: Oh, honey, that's what hearts do.
Nick Naylor: That's disgusting! Bobby Jay Bliss: It's American.
Agents will read unpublished work because they might make money, and that's their job. It isn't mine.
When you are writing a song for something else, if you are doing something for money, I always think that's bad luck.
The way I grew up, I was always taught that it's uncouth to talk about money, and that's not what should inspire you.
You can't take money from the taxpayers out of the treasury to give it to pay off your political donors. That's corruption to do that.
Some candidates can sit in an office for 10 hours a day asking for money. That's just not who I am.
The money the president wants to borrow for Iraq will come directly out of the American taxpayer wallets in the form of Medicare and Social Security receipts. That's your money.
