Yes, I feel I've got something to say. If people want to listen, that's great, and if they don't, that's their choice.
Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.
I'm a really good team player. That's what it takes to work in the theater. That's what it takes to work in a band with musicians and writers.
I think that's what keeps you grounded - having your own life that's not directed by your job.
Other actors are not my concern, and that's their life and that's their journey. Everybody has to get to a point in their own time and their own way.
As the stylist, sometimes you see things that you love that don't work, and that's OK. That's why we have fittings!
I have to tell everyone everything that's going on. It is different once you're married, because that's sacred.
One of the main things that's appealing about games is that you know a game can be won. It's an unusual game that's impossible to win.
Nobody wants to see sketch comedy that's the same sketch they've seen time and time again, or that's just a rehash of that thing.
The Boss: That's all there is to it. Slevin: Is that all there is to it? Mr. Goodkat: Yup... That's all there is to it.
Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.
Actors have either got to play something that's close to them, or something that's the complete opposite.
Just write. That's my only tip. And read. I guess that's two.
That's a wise delay which makes the road safe.
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You have two pages, that's the whole credit card agreement. The terms are clear and flat and easy to see so anyone can read them. So you could lay four credit cards in front of you and say, 'Oh, that's the one that has the highest rate, that's the on...
