To eat in the same room where food is cooked - that is the way to thank the Lord for His abundance.
Paul EngleMost people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
Josh BillingsThanks to President Obama, being a woman will no longer be a pre-existing condition!
Cecile RichardsI'd like to congratulate myself, and thank myself, and give myself a big pat on the back.
Dee Dee Ramone