No matter which end of a hotdog you take your first bite from, I’ll tell you you’re eating it backwards. I’m serious, I think you may be dyslexic.
I opened my mouth to tell her that everything would be okay, but the words melted like sugar on my tongue-sweet yet insubstantial.
You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe you until the event. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off and get you in a lot of trouble.
People tell me I have a winning smile, but it’s just not true. My grin took silver at last year’s Facial Expression Olympics.
She asked if I found what she was telling me very exciting, and I managed to yelp out “very” while yawning.
A great gift would be a map full of evacuation routes for the city, subtly telling the recipient to get the hell out of town.
Stop listening to the TV tell you about America the beautiful . . . get up and be America the beautiful.
Look around you...Feel the wind, smell the air. Listen to the birds and watch the sky. Tell me what's happening in the wide world.
Psychology cannot tell people how they ought to live their lives. It can however, provide them with the means for effecting personal and social change.
A true teacher would never tell you what to do. But he would give you the knowledge with which you could decide what would be best for you to do.
What good does it do to tell somebody to live morally so they can die 50 years later and apparently go to Hell?
If you ask what the people here are like, I must tell you, "Like people everywhere!" Uniformity marks the human race.
You can't judge a book by its cover," he said. "No," said Watts. "But you can tell how much it's gonna cost!
I could tell you it's the heart, but what is really killing him is loneliness. Memories are worse than bullets.
The faculty of vision can vary from person to person. On the other hand, we can rely on what our reason tells us because that is the same for everyone
I realized someone else might tell you you're pretty. I'd do anything to keep you away from that person.
The only thing a cat worries about is what's happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one paw at a time.
The world is dark, and light is precious. Come closer, dear reader. You must trust me. I am telling you a story.
Matt was the antidote to fear and trepidation. It was as if he’d become so acquainted with death that he could sit in its lap and ask it to tell him bedtime stories.
There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it.
There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her.
