I don't do chat-up lines. Girls often tell me I'm cheeky. Being cheeky seems to work OK for me.
Jermain DefoeBetter the rudest work that tells a story or records a fact, than the richest without meaning.
John RuskinA woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Eleanor RooseveltTell the trial lawyers to get out of your state and to quit costing businessmen and women.
Rick Perry