You get a timeless cool card in New York.
I think I'm much too earnest to be as cool as 'Boyd Crowder'.
People connect with me just as a cool, around-the-way type of guy.
I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute.
The last couple of years I've been on an empty tank. And that's gotta change.
My hunch is that probably men are doing more both outside the home and inside the home.
My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home.
I knew everything and received everything. But real happiness, is giving.
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
I don't know the true meaning of happiness.
I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
I do not stick to rules when cooking. I rely on my imagination.
I guess what I've learned is that there are no boundaries when it comes to imagination. It's limitless.
Everything, I think, about acting is based on imagination.
Busted is not the ideal band I'd like to be in by any stretch of the imagination.
I try to decorate my imagination as much as I can.
In a lot of groups, you can change a musician, and it doesn't mean anything.
I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.
I was hit by a car once on my bike, but I still rode home.
I got a car when I was 16. I didn't even have a driver's license.
My first car was a '56 Ford station wagon - cost 100 bucks.
