I like to sing around the bonfire, in my car and in the shower.
A car is a 2,000 pound projectile that can go 100 miles an hour.
My dad went at 86. A car killed him. He was crossing the road.
Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.
My parents still treat Christmas like I'm thirteen years old.
My dad would write these sketches for me while I was at 'SNL.'
My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone.
My parents are not theatrical people, but my dad took me to the theater.
Tiffany is very proud to have the last name and she's proud of her dad.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
On my mom's side I'm Mexican, and my dad is a white dude.
I'm somebody who gets a lot of inspiration from dreams.
The man who never dreams, goes slowly mad.
Honestly, I think dating is hard. Period.
The sea hath fish for every man.
We may achieve climate, but weather is thrust upon us.
I'm hard-pressed to think of a lot of great rock movies.
Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good.
You can't build anything with a flimsy foundation. Friendship is the foundation.
Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!
I actually have a very real, irrational fear of zombies.