The natural enmity between leaver and left is like the absolute, immediate and always shifting hostility between driver and pedestrian.
If love is like driving a car, then I must be the worst driver in the world. I missed all the signs and ended up lost.
Was I involved in selling drivers licenses to people illegally? Hell no I wasn't. Would I have tolerated it? Hell no.
When two drivers curse each other on the road, and one of them happens to be a Jew, you can't define that as anti-Semitism.
My least favorite thing about New York is probably the traffic. I hate it. The people are such aggressive drivers here, they're horrible.
An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.
I was happy to ski and play a lot of ice hockey. But I've come back because I was - and am - a racing driver. This is what I do.
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.
I tell all the rookies that come into our series and all the young drivers they can come ask me anything at any time, and we'll give them the straight shoot.
For me, it was not destiny to make it to where I am now - I thought for a long- time I would become a go-kart mechanic, or a job like this, not an F1 driver.
I'm somebody who doesn't feel the need to be in the driver's seat all the time. I appreciate the perspective of being in the passenger's seat sometimes, and I feel fortunate for that because I've learned a lot from that perspective.
The Forger: I knew you didn't come to Geneva for a driver's license. Anyone in London could've done that.
Driver: [to Bernie] You know the story about the scorpion and the frog? Your friend Nino didn't make it across the river.
Driver: You get out of here and you never fucking come back. You never come back. Shannon: What are you going to do?
Camel Driver: [talking about the war] How did it start? Archy Hamilton: Don't know exactly, but it was the German's fault.
[after he hits Chris] Driver Who Hits Chris: Hey, asshole! Are you all right, asshole?
Osgood: [to the elevator operator] All right, driver, once around the park, slowly, and keep your eyes on the road.
We had a very normal, sort of ghetto, urban upbringing. My father was a bus driver and my mother was a seamstress and a substitute schoolteacher, off and on. So, that all adds up to no money.
The sport would not survive today if drivers were being killed at the rate they were in the 1960s and '70s. It would have been taken off the air. It is beamed into people's living rooms on Sunday afternoons, with children watching.
Software substitution, whether it's for drivers or waiters or nurses - it's progressing. Technology over time will reduce demand for jobs, particularly at the lower end of skill set.