Back in the day, I would wear up to 45 pounds of gold. It would take me four hours to get dressed!
Mr. TI must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
Mark TwainI take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.
Mark TwainPeople say I look like a vampire. I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not.
Nathaniel BuzolicYour men will not take the hill if you're simply yelling commands from the safety of the rear.
Noel DeJesusToday's kids aren't taking up arms against their parents; they're too busy texting them.
Nancy GibbsI'm waiting for the time when I fail - because we all fail - and I'm ready, I'll take up carpentry.
Adrian Edmondson