We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
What most readers do not realize is that it takes a particular genius to write funny, to satirize.
God's designs may be frequent justification for our actions, but it is we, the self-made men, who take the credit.
God, if there is a God, take my soul, if I have a soul.
The abdomen is the reason why man does not readily take himself to be a god.
You take what God gives you and relish it.
God gives us life and takes us away as He sees fit.
A #2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere.
I think it's wrong that so many people pass on from this existence, and take all their knowledge with them.
When placed in command, take charge.
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
If you're willing to take risks, Twitter is a vast amusement park of interesting life possibilities.
I am not getting any younger and am taking a new approach to life.
Some ideas, like what you're going to do with your life, take time to form.
I could live a normal life. My motivation is only to take on new challenges.
Nobody in real life ever takes me seriously.
The life of a singer is you have to pay your bills. You have to take a gig.
I take a simple view of life: keep your eyes open and get on with it.
I take full responsibility for my life and my career.
I gave her life, I can take life away.
