Being famous is wicked. But it's better to be normal.
I'd definitely rather be rich than famous.
I like kissing people because it's funny.
I get paid to not laugh.
I grew up on radio, not TV.
If not bliss, ignorance can at least be fun.
Music is the weapon in the war against unhappiness.
We have nine hungry Rottweilers on the farm.
My mother was a very wise and strong person.
Men don't want any responsibility, and neither do I.
Men like me because I don't wear a brassiere.
When you are young your imagination is so clear.
Possessing a healthy imagination is a necessary ingredient for creativity.
I can recite poetry, but I cannot write it.
Well, I like to write poetry. I'm a published poet.
There are so many things that poetry is about, one of which is memory.
I was one of those dark, quiet kids that wrote poetry.
The dynamic of a relationship changes when one person gets sober.
My most romantic job: I was a manager at Baskin-Robbins.
I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.
I never smile unless I mean it.