You can find me somewhere between 3:32 and 3:34. The where is also the when.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI was naked, except for two shower caps on my feet. Gotta save water somehow.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI messed around once with a woman named Twice. But it won’t happen a third time.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI have a way with women. Dyslexic drivers know which way: Wrong Way.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouHow am I? I would be good if I weren’t stuck at work. I work at a glue factory.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouIrish I were I wish, so being drunk all the time would be socially acceptable.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouArrogant and ignorant go together like peanut butter and jelly. Would you like a sandwich?
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI keep a human brain in my pocket, because you never know when you’ll never know.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouTonight I’m on Meow Patrol. Do you have a fur coat I can borrow?
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI don’t drink coffee. Sorry, I don’t mean to burden you with my personal problems.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You