Kissimmee has the best name, other than Hugsburg and Fornicatesville.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI have a hangover and a headache. It’s called my conscience.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI have the sex drive of a parked car.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouNurse Susan Gallagher: He's a Jew. Alex: How do you know? Nurse Susan Gallagher: I've had a look.
An American Werewolf in LondonDon’t alter my altar. I don’t believe you don’t believe.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouErections are temporary, but child support is forever.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m learning sign language to be a better communicator and masturbator.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI have a chip on my shoulder. It's a nacho, not a sense of bitterness.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI rap. I also wrap. It’s a gift I have.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m a romantic. I enjoy candle-lit breakfasts, and long walks in wheelchairs.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI like sex to be intense. I also like sex to be in tents.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouMy arms and legs fell asleep. Silence of the Limbs.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m a fountain of knowledge, like a water fountain, only thirstier. And quenchier.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m a party animal. And that animal is a bear, during the winter months.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You