I live by a man's code, designed to fit a man's world, yet at the same time I never forget that a woman's first job is to choose the right shade of lipstick.
The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and about all time.
A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.
A wise man will make haste to forgive, because he knows the true value of time, and will not suffer it to pass away in unnecessary pain.
It is not the truth that a man possesses, or believes that he possesses, but the earnest effort which he puts forward to reach the truth, which constitutes the worth of a man.
Mountain Man: I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee! Bobby: Weee! Mountain Man: Weeeeeeee! Bobby: Weee!
Richard: Take this knife Mark: No Richard: You take this knife before I do something terrible with it
Helen's Mother: A mother's arms are strong when her child is in danger.
Roper: A man's strength can be measured by his appetites. Indeed, a man's strength *flows* from his appetites.
Wanda: The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself".
Trip: Nigger, is you an old man or is you an old woman? I forget.
John Oldman: Piety is not what the lessons bring to people, it's the mistake they bring to the lessons.
[last lines] Sandy: You never saw your own child die... John Oldman: No.
Edith: You think that's all religion is about... selling hope and survival?
John Oldman: Why not pass the Buddha's teachings on in a modern form.
[first lines] Dan: Hey buddy, you don't waste time, do you?
Gideon: [describing John Doe] Okey pokey, now this is one bad man.
Henry: This man needs to be buried. And soon. He's not turning into any nosegay.
Ed Crane: Me, I don't talk much... I just cut the hair.
Ed Crane: I was a ghost. I didn't see anyone. No one saw me. I was the barber.
Reidenschneider: You're okay, pal. You're okay, she's okay, everything's gonna be hunky... And the, and the flapjacks, honey.
