Clementine: My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice, right now.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindJoel: [talking to Clementine in the train] Sorry, I'm just... trying to be nice.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindJoel: Can you hear me? I don't want this any more! I want to call it off!
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindJoel: Why would she do that to me? Rob: Hey does anybody want a joint?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindMary: That was beautiful to watch, Howard. Like a surgeon or a concert pianist.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindClementine: I'm fucking crawling out of my skin. I should've left you at the flea market.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindRob: It's not about us, it's about Joel, who's an adult, okay, not "Momma Carrie's kid"!
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindJoel: I can't remember anything without you. Clementine: Aw, that's... very sweet, but try.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindClementine: Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call. That'd be... nice!
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindJoel: Look at it out here, it's all falling apart. I'm erasing you and I'm happy!
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindClementine: Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindHollis: Don't be a monster, Howard. Tell the poor girl. You can have him, sweetie. You did.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindFrank: The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother. How pathetic is that?
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