If you’re hungry, eat one of my new starvation pills. They taste like silence.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.People come and people go, but only a magical person can come and go at the same time.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.We made love like a slice of French toast trying to act like an English muffin.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.Would a suit of armor make women feel as invincible as a sexy pair of shoes?
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to Island Number 1001.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, wine, and sex.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.I speak Spanish like I chew spinach—like it’s dried bubble gum stuck underneath a park bench.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.