Tracy Lord: You're just a mass of prejudices, aren't you? You're so much thought and so little feeling, Professor.
C. K. Dexter Haven: The moon is also a goddess, chaste and virginal. Tracy Lord: Stop using those foul words.
George Kittredge: [Dexter has butted in] You keep out of this. C. K. Dexter Haven: You forget I am out of it.
George Kittredge: [to horse] What's the matter, Bessie? You seem worried. Dinah Lord: Maybe that's because his name is Jack.
Margaret Lord: I think that dress hikes up a little behind... Dinah Lord: No, it's me that does.
Macaulay Connor: [after learning that Dexter is Tracy's ex-husband and is going to help with introducing him and Liz] Holy mackerel. What goes on here?
C. K. Dexter Haven: Can you use a typewriter? Elizabeth (Liz) Imbrie: No, thanks. I have one at home.
[after hearing Orange's smuggling story] Joe: Only one thing to do in that case: shit in yer pants an' dive in and swim!
Seth: That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life! That's insane. Is it... Can I hear it again, do you have time?
R.F. Simpson: Lina, did you send this stuff out? Lina Lamont: I gave an exclusive story to every paper in town.
[first lines] Dorothy: Hi Rose. Rose 'Rosie' Straight: Hi Dorothy. Alvin Straight: [can be heard collapsing inside his house]
Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill. Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
Sid Phillips: [Reading warning on rocket] "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool! What am I gonna blow?
Mr. Potato Head: Did you all take stupid pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?
Woody: I think you've had enough tea for today, let's get you outta here, Buzz.
Alien: [after being selected by The Claw] I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.
Mr. Potato Head: Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!
Slinky Dog: It's Sid! Rex: I thought he was at summer camp! Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.
Buzz: [marveling at the interior of Pizza Planet] What a spaceport! [Woody punches him in the shoulder] Buzz: Good work, Woody.
[singing] Bernardo: I'd like to go back to San Juan. Anita: I know a boat you can get on!
Anita: [sobbing bitterly] Bernardo was right, If one of you was lying in the street bleeding, I'd walk by and spit on you.
