Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing.
Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.
Creativity is when a stupid clever soul gets up from bed and does amazing things that makes the world think he is wise.
Creativity is when a stupid clever soul gets up from bed and do amazing things that makes the world think he is wise.
The stupidity of gossips is that they become frightened when they see your face, and a little word from your mouth makes them vibrate like an electrocuted criminal.
If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
I make mistakes. I say stupid things. I do idiotic things. And, quite frankly, I'm proud of them. Why not make mistakes?
Performance-enhancing drugs are an illusion. I wish I had never gotten involved with steroids. It was wrong. It was stupid.
It hurts so badly when you grow up and understand that everything you believed in and devoted yourself were just fallacy and stupidity.
People say it is impossible to get out of stupidity; well, I was born religious and here I am an atheist.
I am not sure how evil religion by nature is, but I have no doubt of its stupidity and insanity in practice.
If people fully understand you, they will think of you as a normal, if they half understand you, will think of you as a genius, and when they can't understand, will certainly think of you a stupid.
Maybe I'm stupid or whatever, but to me if I got a concussion, if I could see straight and I could carry a football then I'm not telling anybody.
When I'm done with a book, I always give it to someone with expertise in the topic and tell them to flag all of my stupid mistakes.
Like wars, forest fires and bad marriages, really stupid laws are much easier to begin than they are to end.
The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Man is unbelievably slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. The marriage of the two is a force beyond calculation.
Philosophers have a long tradition of marrying stupid women, from Socrates on. They think it clever.
I like 'Zorro.' I like people you can believe that don't have those stupid powers. That is the beauty of Zorro. He's just a guy working for the people, to save the people.
I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to be a grown-up and take care of my family.
I'm never, I hope, stupid enough to believe that Twitter or blogging or any of this stuff is a substitute for actually doing the work or writing a book.
I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence.
