Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity in...
Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do.
Kate: I'm five years sober asshole!
Jacob: Who looks like a carrot?
Cartman: [singing] Well, Kyle's mom is a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. / On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, o...
One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphood was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think a...
A stupid act entails doing the work twice over.
Stupidity won't kill you, but it can make you sweat.
To give jewels to a donkey is as stupid as giving a eunuch to a woman.
One stupid woman recognizes another one from a distance.
When the Spaniard sings he is either stupid or without money.
Gentlemen, let us suppose that man is not stupid. (Indeed one cannot refuse to suppose that, if only from the one consideration, that, if man is stupid, then who is wise?) But if he is not stupid, he is monstrously ungrateful! Phenomenally ungrateful...
This is probably the advantage of being stupid. Stupid people just do. We tend to overthink. If we could eliminate the “over” and just think, then we could do, too. Only we’d be smarter doers because we’d be thinkers.
The willingness to be a champion for stupid ideas is the key to greater creativity, innovation, fulfillment, inspiration, motivation and success.
If someone thinks your ideas, the dreams bubbling up inside of you, are stupid, welcome to the Club.
It all starts with a tiny, stupid idea, then one thing leads to another, and suddenly, you find something amazing: yourself.
Ignorance is not stupidity, but it might as well be. And I feeling stupid.
Stupidity of proving yourself when not required is itself a proof of stupidity.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
It's not so much that I want to die as that I'm tired of living.
Jeez, you’re strong.” And you, Sam, are a conversational reject.
