Quotes of: Stupid Keyword

Cal: How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three. Emily: I want a divorce. Cal: [at the same time] Creme brulee.

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Jacob: Let's talk about how many women you've been with. Cal: Sexually? Jacob: Yeah, no. I mean break-dance fighting.

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Cal: I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up.

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Jacob: Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers? Cal: No. Jacob: Oh, ok. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever.

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Jacob: The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack. Cal: [Carefully looks at himself on mirror and sighs... ] Yes, it is.

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Jacob: I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Kate: What do you want to do with me? Cal: I want to show you off to my ex-wife and make her really jealous!

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

I was perhaps the worst student you have ever seen. You know, I thought I was stupid, all my classmates thought I was stupid, so there was general agreement.

Benjamin Carson

-I'm stubborn not stupid. There's a fine line between the two. Stupid people think they're right when they're wrong. Stubborn people know they're wrong but won't admit it.

Life

I'm gonna reveal something to you that's going to come as a shock: If you're a stupid young man, you're usually a stupid old man. Most people, including myself, keep repeating the same mistakes.

William Shatner

This is stupid." "Look. You think how stupid people are most of the time. Old men drink. Women at a village fair. Boys throwing stones at birds. Life. The foolishness and the vanity, the selfishness and the waste. The pettiness, the silliness. You th...

The Heroes

The more a woman appreciates the hunting prowess of her man, the more he will kill for her.

Cupidity: 50 Stupid Things People Do For Love And How To Avoid Them

LEELA: 'To be, or not to be, that is the question.' That is a very stupid question! THE DOCTOR: It's Shakespeare. LEELA: And that is a very stupid name. You do not shake a spear, you throw it! Throwspeare, now that is a name.

Doctor Who: The Fourth Doctor Boxset

Bureaucracies force us to practice nonsense. And if you rehearse nonsense, you may one day find yourself the victim of it.

Everyday Survival: Why Smart People Do Stupid Things

It's just odd being a guest at the wedding. When you dreamed about it for so long, even if you we're a different person, and it was years ago. Sounds so stupid. I was stupid.

Happily Ever After

You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him." "So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.

In the Hand of the Goddess

Publicity is the soul of stupidity, but we must not forget that we live in a stupid universe, so publicity is the engine of our world.

Aforismi contro il potere e la stupidità

America's always been a great place to be crazy. It just used to be harder to make a living that way.

Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free

Smartass Disciple: Master, we should not spend our time to low life like them. Master of Stupidity: If I don’t, then how should I lead men like you to be wiser?

Master of Stupidity

Smartass Disciple: Master, how do I know that I am not dreaming right now ? Master of Stupidity: You don’t. Only those who see you're dreaming can tell it.

Master of Stupidity

Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe? Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.

Master of Stupidity