Jacob: Who looks like a carrot?
Today I wondered why my eyelashes aren't thick enough and why my feet aren't small enough. Then it hit me. Why do we take these insignificant things like millimeters on lashes and shoeboxes and then try to fit ourselves into those stupid molds? Why d...
Cartman: [singing] Well, Kyle's mom is a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. / On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, o...
One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphood was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think a...
A stupid act entails doing the work twice over.
Stupidity won't kill you, but it can make you sweat.
To give jewels to a donkey is as stupid as giving a eunuch to a woman.
One stupid woman recognizes another one from a distance.
When the Spaniard sings he is either stupid or without money.
Gentlemen, let us suppose that man is not stupid. (Indeed one cannot refuse to suppose that, if only from the one consideration, that, if man is stupid, then who is wise?) But if he is not stupid, he is monstrously ungrateful! Phenomenally ungrateful...
This is probably the advantage of being stupid. Stupid people just do. We tend to overthink. If we could eliminate the “over” and just think, then we could do, too. Only we’d be smarter doers because we’d be thinkers.
The willingness to be a champion for stupid ideas is the key to greater creativity, innovation, fulfillment, inspiration, motivation and success.
If someone thinks your ideas, the dreams bubbling up inside of you, are stupid, welcome to the Club.
Ignorance is not stupidity, but it might as well be. And I feeling stupid.
Stupidity of proving yourself when not required is itself a proof of stupidity.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
It's not so much that I want to die as that I'm tired of living.
Jeez, you’re strong.” And you, Sam, are a conversational reject.
Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.
When we were making 'Arrested Development,' it was the hardest thing I'd ever done. You know, nobody was watching. We weren't getting feedback. The job wasn't paying very well. But the one thing I did feel confident about was: No one will ever be abl...
It's a funny thing when you think you're dead. You're not terrified of it anymore. There's a sort of a epiphany to religious thing; it's not sort of church-based, but you end up with a serenity which you didn't have before, and I just simply enjoy it...
