Being stupid is second step in curing your stupidity.
To be stupid and selfish and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness. Though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless.
I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
Jessica: I don't want your slutty money!
Each person bears a fear which is special to him. One man fears a close space and another man fears drowning; each laughs at the other and calls him stupid. Thus fear is only a preference, to be counted the same as the preference for one woman or ano...
Two times good -- one time stupid.
You are learning all your life and you die stupid.
Seek the brave in prison and the stupid among the clergy.
An intelligent enemy is better than a stupid friend.
An intelligent foe is better than a stupid friend.
He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.
Something reduces the speed of the world and that something is stupidity! Stupidity is a boring friction!
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity in...
Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do.
Kate: I'm five years sober asshole!
Jacob: Who looks like a carrot?
Cartman: [singing] Well, Kyle's mom is a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. / On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, o...
One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphood was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think a...
A stupid act entails doing the work twice over.
Stupidity won't kill you, but it can make you sweat.
