Patrick: Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies. Stan: Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.
Joel Barish: Pages ripped out. Don't remember doing that. It appears this is my first entry in two years.
Frank: The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother. How pathetic is that?
Teacher: When we think of romance and marriage, what is the first thought that comes into your mind? Missy: [whispers to Evelyn] Divorce.
Melvin B. Tolson: I am here to help you to find, take back, and keep your righteous mind.
Jan Edgecomb: Honey, if you don't tell me what's on your mind, I'm afraid I'll have to smother you with a pillow.
Hermione: [laughing, mocking Professor Trelawney] Broaden your minds! Use your inner eye to see the future!
Nicholas Angel: You don't mind a bit of manpower, do ya Doris? PC Doris Thatcher: [laughing] Oh, dirty bastard!
Inspector Frank Butterman: We lost the title. And Irene lost her mind. She drove her Datsun Cherry into Sanford Gorge.
Hamlet: To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them.
Attractive sales lady at a department store: What can I do for you, Mr. Dowd? Elwood P. Dowd: What did you have in mind?
Virginia Woolf: I was going to kill my heroine. But I've changed my mind. I fear I may have to kill someone else, instead.
Angelica Bell: What were you thinking about? Virginia Woolf: I was going to kill my heroine. But I've changed my mind.
Ariadne: My subconscious seems polite enough. Arthur: Well wait, it'll turn ugly. No one wants to feel someone else messing around their mind.
Rory Breaker: Now watch out for these fellas. They've got a bit of an arsenal, and they don't mind using it.
[Telephone Conversation] Duane Jackson: Hi Jacy, it's Duane. Jacy Farrow: What's on your feeble mind Duane?
Martin Riggs: How about it, Jack? Would you like a shot at the title? Mr. Joshua: Don't mind if I do.
Morpheus: I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.
Rusty: The Bellagio and the Mirage. These are Terry Benedict's places. Danny: Yes they are. You think he'll mind? Rusty: More than somewhat.
Vincent: [to Marvin] Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
[last lines] Stumpy: You think I'll ever get to be a sheriff? Dude: Not unless you mind your own business. [Stumpy cackles]
