But why should I read what somebody else thinks of my life when I know the real story?
I would say I try to make my comedy really personal. I try to tell stories that happened to me, experiences from my life.
Bones tell me the story of a person's life - how old they were, what their gender was, their ancestral background.
That's the story of life - when you start enjoying people, it's always too late.
Scientists have no agreed theory of the origin of life - plenty of scenarios, conjectures and just-so stories, but nothing with solid experimental support.
Fossils have richer stories to tell - about the lub-dub of dinosaur life - than we have been willing to listen to.
Stories about vicars are always being told because they're at the heart of our society. Vicars touch all parts of the community and see life in all its extremity.
People come up to me and tell me how I changed their life and I've inspired them. And they tell me their stories, and that keeps me going.
I was told having a website would help me. I have yet to figure out why my life story needs to be on the web.
I always want to be telling stories in whatever fashion I can, and directing is really just understanding and learning a different element of that storytelling process.
I'm a huge fan of Jessica Lange and 'American Horror Story.' I would love to work with her. She's been one of my favorite actresses for a while.
If you make something with love and, you know, passion and you tell a real story, I think it will always find an audience somehow, you know.
I would love to make some kind of film about the witches and the Inquisitions. That would be really fun because I don't think their stories have been told enough.
I really love sort of classical cinema where people were telling stories with very little dialogue, and people were using the camera in a really interesting way.
Every story is different, so what is a detail in one might not be in something else. Diversity is something I embrace and love about my work.
I love all of it, thinking up the plots, getting to know the kids in the story, their parents, backyards, pizza toppings.
If you tell stories you love, you will never tell them with indifference - take it to the bank.
I love telling stories. I like the challenges presented to me on a daily basis. There's nothing resting about acting.
I don't think I'd have the stamina, skill or ability to write a novel, but I'd love to write short stories and poetry, because those are my two passions.
I love the early process of asking questions about a story and deciding which questions matter most.
There's no dancing girls. We're kinda like secondary to the thing. It's a story about these two guys that are in love with this one girl and how it unfolds and what happens.