Quotes of: Stone-age Keyword

I keep my socks in a filing cabinet, if that tells you what kind of lover I am.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Yeah, you could say her and I are lovers. She wouldn’t say it, and neither would I, but you could.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is the throbbing that keeps you awake at night. Or is that simply from taking too much Viagra? 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We were in Paris. We were in love. We were with other people at the time and wouldn’t even meet for two years.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The length of people I love is too long to list. But if you were to do it, it would look like a phone book.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love comes in many sizes, as do rubber nets called condoms. I use those nets to fish for tiny people.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The party was dry, she was wet, and the sky was in the middle (cloudy, but no rain). Love was in the air, and that’s why I brought an umbrella.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A one-winged butterfly can’t fly. Neither can a half a heart love, or a half-hearted relationship work.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I have an itch. Wait, scratch that. That’s just a tickle that comes from being in love with someone who’s not in love with me.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We made love the way a man with one leg might run a marathon. 26.2 miles is a long way to hop for an orgasm. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Should I take off my helmet before I make love? I'd better not, because my bicycle's breaks are worn out. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Our love is secret, like the location of the lost Templar Treasure. Quick, grab a shovel and help me look for it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

To talk about love isn’t as good as to make about love. During sexual intercourse, I’m very approximate.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.