Quotes of: Stone-age Keyword

Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your ass before you take a shit.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m as much a lover as a cumulous cloud is a beard of God. My mustache can’t make rain the way I make love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’ll carry Carrie like my hands are as empty as my heart. I never hold my own love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am the Zero Zoo. See the empty cage that is my heart. I’d like to imprison your love there. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

She said she loves me. Not out loud, but in her mind she said it. I heard it with my heart, telepathically.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I have outsourced my love to India. Call a call center if you want to hear how I feel.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I’m such a good salesman that I sold my sales job. I sold it for ten I love yous and a bag of fellatio.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love allows us to remember the joy, and forget the pain. That’s why I write things down, to help me remember.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love can’t tell time, but you can’t tell it that, because it won’t listen. I know, because I’ve tried.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.