Quotes of: Stills Keyword

Only the good die young, the bad petite-mort

And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?

A girl can still admire, can’t she? Even those who can’t afford to go in the store can still window-shop. Right? Knowing he wasn’t for me didn’t mean I couldn’t covet the merchandise.

Tiger's Curse

The mind that thought of light, heavy, grey, yellow, still, swift, also conceived of magic that would make heavy things light and be able to fly, turn grey lead into yellow gold, and the still rock into a swift water.

Tolkien on Fairy-stories

Hatred of oppression still distorts the features, Anger at injustice still makes voices raised and ugly. Oh we, who wished to lay for the foundations for peace and friendliness, Could never be friendly ourselves.

Poems 1913-1956

Don’t try to make life a mathematics problem with yourself in the center and everything coming out equal. When you’re good, bad things can still happen. And if you’re bad, you can still be lucky.

The Poisonwood Bible

Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned in the shape of a woman. But that’s what being in love is all about.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I once saw a politician walking a dog, and I thought, “How absurd—an animal walking an animal.” Then I thought, “If given the choice, I’d rather vote for the dog.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like me, are both unemployed and alive (at least at the time of this writing).


This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

When I get angry I tend to raise my voice—with a forklift. Hang on to my handlebar mustache if you want me to peddle faster.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

An ice sculpture in the Sahara makes about as much sense as donkey left open gaping wagon, Sergeant (add cream cheese sparingly).

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

My baseball team is called the I Ams. Just me and my clones on the roster. We’re devastating. Well, at least I am.


This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married. I wonder whatever happened to that beautiful girl I got pregnant.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

She had no mind, but I didn’t mind, because she had a body like an upside down question mark.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I like how cats’ ears can flip inside out. It’s as if they’re saying, Keep talking, human, but I’m not even listening.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me.


This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because I spend most of my time talking to myself.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

It’s hard to hear over the racket of gunfire. Politicians want to talk about war, but the people want to talk about peace.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

People who die in Detroit and then go to hell probably think they’re in heaven. I know, because I’ve been to Cleveland.


This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earthly meeting with God on the day after tomorrow. So that’s nice.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I was eight when I moved to Florida, and I thought, “Oh great, the retirement capital of the world. I’ll be dead within a decade.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decisions of my past.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks