I think that time might be different for young people. The minutes longer, stronger, more vibrant.
P.S. I Still Love YouI keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your love.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mileage).
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksDespite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I dug it up first?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksAm I the only guy that holds a flute of champagne like it’s a musical instrument?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksIf green carpet grew on trees instead of leaves, I’d pick off a few cats—with my rifle.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksTo make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksA sister should set her brother up with one of her friends, unless her only friend is her sister.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksIt’s just a dream, I told myself. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks