Quotes of: Stills Keyword

For the time being I’ll be a being in time. And when I die, I’ll happily be compost for a greener world.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

A lifestyle of deception is hard to keep up if your clones aren’t willing to participate.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I have a shirt that’s skin tight. It’s made from human flesh.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I am Cloud “Combat” McCloud. Fear my thunder! Love my chicken tenders.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Somebody tell Uncle Sam the ultimate stimulus package is a bottle of Viagra.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

An ear shaped like a question mark is not receptive to life’s answers.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If you’re thinking about killing someone, don’t. Not don’t kill them, but don’t think about it—just do it already.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night Insect.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’ve come a long way in the last year. 365 days, to be exact.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t bad.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Ninety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or triplets allowed!

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I want to pour your voice into a goldfish bowl before flushing it down the toilet.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Driving is better than walking, because hitting is better than being hit.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If pens doubled as bullets, I bet few writers would want to write about war.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I couldn’t control my heart as it thumped out of control in my chest, insistent on remindin’ me that it was still in there. That it was still beating. For damn Archer Beaufait.

Under The Cypress Tree

A lost person or article is still what it is, still valuable in itself, but in the wrong place, disconnected from its purpose and unable to be or do whatever it is intended to be or do.

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