She was damaged and broken and there wasn’t any kind of glue in the world that could fix her.
The Stillness of YouThe legend of Sam, the homosexual hermaphrodite. (The impossibility is half possible!)
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksTo stop a battle, a politician would propose a war.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI can’t believe you think that I can’t believe you don’t think that.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksIf my clone writes my biography, is it really an autobiography?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksSuicide pact: I’ll shoot you, and then you’ll shoot me.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI plan on putting off death my whole life.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksNobody can stop me. But only because I haven’t started yet.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksIf I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksHow To Tweeze Your Way To Wealth, by I. Brows
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksWhat do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksIt’s not over if you’re still here,” Chronicler said. “It’s not a tragedy if you’re still alive.
The Wise Man's Fear