I had sex with a statue a few months ago. The sex was so still that I’m still wearing the condom.
Sleepwalking is resterciseHow’s my mom? My mother’s well, like a painting—a Motherwell.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksAn exercise in unknowing is not the same as not knowing or forgetting.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksOh, I was super serious about practicing and rudiments, and still am. I still have all my books.
Travis Barker