The only tension that gets my attention, is when I stick a fork too close to my silver filling.
LifeIf someone can handle you at your worst, they'll stick around for your best.
The Earl's Inconvenient WifeHey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
Breaking DawnI need a victim and no offense Yuki, but your carrot sticks are lacking in controversy.
She Smells the DeadIf you enjoy sticking a straw in a dog's ear, don't sit next to the pooch with a milkshake.
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