Books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of time.
Just to eat is a gift.
By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!
My wife watches me like a hawk.
Sharon Osbourne is such a blast and she's so, so bright.
I like to take afternoon naps in the nude.
I had an attachment disorder.
I buy thousands of books a year.
Everybody has a tragedy or two in their lives.
For the Left, affluence is won, not earned.
Everybody changes, not just me.
We have cut the text, but what remains are Shakespeare's words.
I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.
I have the right credentials to be nominated to the Rajya Sabha.
Being an only child is a disease in itself.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Compared with games, reality is disconnected.
No pope ever condemned slavery.
I don't have all the answers.
I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem!
The thinner the excuse, the fatter the reason for it.
