Sometimes I only succeed in beating myself to death.
To be honest, I'm scared to death of rollercoaster rides.
If you believe in God, believe in Death Row East.
God sendeth and giveth both mouth and meat.
It's great to have atmosphere at the stadium, but football is all about the players.
You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.
A good teacher is a determined person.
Fear is the base of what everybody does wrong in their lives.
There's something that really frightens me - and that's fear.
I really believed that fear is contagious.
You've got to be taught to hate and fear.
That got me to L.A. and reintroduced me to my future husband.
Everything that's really worthwhile in life comes to us.
If I did not have my work, I would not have any life.
I was studying to be a legal secretary when I was called to audition for 'Ken.'
As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.
That which is not just is not law.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of time.
Just to eat is a gift.
By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!
