But feelings aren't like thoughts, they can't be changed at will.
We are all strangers to ourself and each other and we are seldom formally introduced.
We're as ephemeral as raindrops. We all fall, and we all land somewhere.
Eanna love us, Adaon preserve us, Morian guard our souls.
What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.
Perhaps it is our obligation to be noble before it is our obligation to be happy.
I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two.
I’m in good shape. That shape is round.
the unexpected moment [is] always sweeter.
So fair a victor, how can I help but be conquered.
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
Do you want this to be a love story?
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.
My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
If you are an actress in L.A., on your 40th birthday they should just hand you the keys to the lunatic asylum.
