I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
My dad was a particularly polite kind of guy, very courteous.
An angry father is most cruel towards himself.
My father was the most rational and the most dispassionate of men.
I'm forming a charitable institution for education.
My brain doesn't like to be quiet.
I really have a great deal of humility in that department, and a great deal of respect for people who spend their lives learning how to make these amazing preparations.
We have to have a combination of general relativity that describes the warping of space and time, and quantum physics, which describes the uncertainties in that warping and how they change.
Stephen Harper, who's the prime minister of Canada, he is saying that this - we have to give him a majority government, otherwise there will be a Separatist coalition. And he says it every minute.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
I have written a book called 'In the Wonderland of Numbers.' It's about a young girl, Neha, who is very poor in mathematics, but in a series of illusory experiences, she becomes a great mathematician.
I'm trying to make God more relevant in our society.
Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
If you can see the invisible, God will do the impossible.
Stephen: DJANGO! You uppity son of a b... [Plantation blows up]
Science must have originated in the feeling that something was wrong.
Women's regular bleeding engenders phantoms.
'No' is always an easier stand than 'Yes.'
I'm always there at home thinking of Wallace and Gromit ideas.
I hope I have important things to say.
My dad would write these sketches for me while I was at 'SNL.'