[an urchin steals a talking vegetable] Vegetable: Hey, I'm being stolen! Hey, help me! Help me!
The Muppet Christmas CarolCalvera: We have a saying here: a thief who steals from a thief is pardoned for one hundred years.
The Magnificent SevenMattie Ross: [about drinking whiskey] I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.
True Grit