I think Twitter is the future of communications and Square will be the payment network.
The future belongs to those who see possibilities before they become obvious.
The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.
I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.
My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.
It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.
God and I have a great relationship, but we both see other people.
God is love. I have loved. Therefore, I will go to heaven.
I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.
We have it in our power to begin the world over again.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Intelligence augmentation decreases the need for specialization and increases participatory complexity.
Foolishness is rarely a matter of lack of intelligence or even lack of information.
Research shows that girls look at leadership differently than boys.
Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions.
When a man assumes leadership, he forfeits the right to mercy.
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
Leadership is an opportunity to serve. It is not a trumpet call to self-importance.
You have no power at all if you do not exercise constant power.