Learn to expect less from life and more from yourself. Accept the changes that life throws at you. Remember, your destiny is pretty much in your hands. So, as your mom may have told you, keep them clean.
I have a responsibility to not look crazy in public. I don't want to be the person where later in life when I have kids, to say, 'Don't do this' and my kids go, 'But Mom, you did it.'
My grandmother was the type of woman who always smiled and said, 'Treat people like you want to be treated, and life is so much easier.' My mom is the same way.
I think there should be better child support laws to make it easier for those single moms to support their children so they don't have to go on welfare.
Jack, I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Oh Mom, you're way too old to be having a mid-life crisis.
The Screaming flashed me back to a time when mom and dad were still together if you could call miles apart together.
My heart and prayers go out to all single moms because it's tough, and I can't imagine any teenager dealing with a baby and all those hormones raging.
I used to work at a school as a teacher's assistant, and my mom is a principal at an elementary school. I don't know, I think that's a pretty good life, teaching kids.
I have bad-mom moments all the time. Sometimes I have the wrong reaction, but I try to remember to pull back and think about it. Even when I make the mistake, I'm able to then go, 'Oh, okay, let's do this again.'
Randal Graves: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
Cindy: There's a lady in a dirty nightgown that I see in my dreams. She's standing in front of my mom's bed.
Tourist Mom: [pulls on the boy's leash] Justin! Tourist Dad: Look honey, take my picture, I have a pyramid in my hands.
Michael: Where's the playground? Elliot: It's near the preschool! Michael: Where's that? Elliot: I don't know streets! Mom always drives me! Michael: Son of a bitch.
Phil: Yo, mom. Isn't there any hot water? Mrs. Lancaster: [laughs] Oh, no. There wouldn't be today. Phil: [laughs sarcastically] Of course not. Silly me.
Tim: [to Mark's mom, Carol] I had a lovely evening. [to Andrew] Tim: By the way, it says BALLS on your face.
Cooper: After you kids came along, your mom, she said something to me I never quite understood. "Now, we're just here to be memories for our kids."
Elastigirl: I think your father is in trouble. Violet: If you haven't noticed, Mom, we're not doin' so hot either.
Olive: Mom? Dad? Richard: [half asleep] What is it, hon? Olive: Grandpa won't wake up.
Lisa: So what's your Mother like, then? Ponyo: She's big and beautiful, but she can be very scary! Sosuke: Just like my Mom.
Pat: Mom, can we stop at the library? I want to read Nikki's entire high school syllabus.
[Woody's arm is torn] Andy's Mom: I'm sorry, honey, but you know... toys don't last forever.
