Once you read a classic, you will start loving even the smell of the books.
Rainbow - the shades of loveTo pick up the paper and read about yourself getting slammed, that doesn't start your day off right.
Steve CarltonGaston: It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*...
Beauty and the BeastWe had sex by the fireplace. I remember because my waxy nipples started dripping on the carpet.
At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.