Quotes of: Standup-comedy Keyword

I'm not hurting anybody. Comedy's all about innuendo. I'm putting it out there just like anybody else.

Jeff Ross

I don't think comedy is something you learn. I think it's something that's either there or it's not.

Jessica Walter

People think that my favorite roles to do are villains, but I find comedy to be the most challenging and rewarding.

Christopher Walken

The radio was my big influence. Comedy came from the instinctual feel I had for language.

Dominic Chianese

Comedy is the difference between how you see a person and how they see themselves.

Douglas Coupland

You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.

Denis Leary

I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.

Demetri Martin

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

Judy Gold

I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks.

Judy Gold

Comedy has to do with holding and releasing tension; it's very technical. It's more technical than drama.

John Michael Higgins

Comedy is like music. You have to know the key and you have to find players with good chops.

Christopher Guest

Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.

Carrot Top

'Wayne's World' is my all time favorite comedy. I used to watch it on VHS on repeat with my brother when I was ten years old.

James Lafferty

It's a very tough time for the playwright. Broadway has become almost a musical comedy theme park with all these long-running shows.

John Lithgow

The older I've gotten, the more the need to exert comedy no matter how tragic a character I may be portraying because they are essentials for presenting truth.

Ed Asner

Rupert Pupkin: Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.

The King of Comedy

Secretary: Is Mr. Langford expecting you? Rupert Pupkin: Yes, I don't think he is.

The King of Comedy

Rupert Pupkin: Well I'm sorry. I made a mistake. Jerry Langford: So did Hitler.

The King of Comedy

Masha: Do you wanna be waiting here till next Shavuos?

The King of Comedy

Hollywood would make a holocaust an animated comedy if people would pay to see it; they don't care... they just want your money.

Adam Green

I think comedy and satire are a very important part of democracy, and it's important we are able to laugh at the idiosyncrasies or the follies or vanities of people in power.

Rory Bremner