If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you be standing the the horror section?
Jamie KennedyIf I asked you to stand in one spot for 35 hours or a certain length of time, you could do it.
David BlaineWhen I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.
Kevin NealonThe tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.
Mary Wilson LittleThat one can love another of the same gender, that is what the homophobe really cannot stand.
Stephen Fry