Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.
Where you stand depends on where you sit.
No sanction can stand against ignited minds.
I can't stand light. I hate weather.
'No' is always an easier stand than 'Yes.'
I can't stand too long of a record.
Nothing stands still, except time.
I didn't really like the aloneness of doing stand-up.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
I find standing and posing for photos very awkward.
You never have to guess where you stand with me.
A house divided cannot stand.
When I found stand-up, it was like finding home.
Republicans are good at standing by their candidate.
Mathematicians stand on each other's shoulders.
Bravery is standing with the truth and right
He who kneels the most, stands the best.
I've never been able to write for stand-up.
I loathe celebrity. I can't stand it.
[repeated line] Teddy: Two for flinching!
The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.
