I spent 25 years as a stand-up comedian.
Nothing stands still, except 'nothing'.
We write the earth we stand upon.
I've yet to write a stand-up show that isn't autobiographical.
America stands for the land of opportunity.
Lewis Black taught me stand-up.
I like the idea of love standing the test of time and circumstances.
I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, and anti-racism.
My stand-up act is very clean.
Every tub must stand upon its bottom.
I can't stand the club scene.
I used to stand in front of the mic and cry.
Reform is not a one-night stand.
I can't stand Bob Dylan.
Gordie: Piss up a rope!
There is no standing still because time is moving forward.
Eternity: a moment standing still for ever.
I stand 100 percent by the truth, exactly what happened.
Success isn't everything but it makes a man stand straight.
At the center of non-violence stands the principle of love.
Ultimately, words are only words, and its only the music that stands by itself.
