Show off your own style and uniqueness to stand out. That's the advice I'd give to people getting started online now.
The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things.
The most important thing is posture: when you get old, it's the way you walk, the way you stand, that shows it.
The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.
I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.
You don't break ground by doing the same thing over and over and over. That's like standing in place. You have to risk to gain it all.
All fingers are not same in length but when they are bent all stands equal. Life becomes easy when we bend and adjust to situations.
It stands, essentially, for the application of increased energy to the efforts already undertaken by my ministry since 1934 with the results shown in the above statistics.
I've learned that winning isn't everything, and it's more about the journey. But at the end of the day, I just want to stand on the podium with the gold medal.
Some guy refuses to fight and we call that the sin, but he's standing up for what he believes in and that seems pretty damned American to me.
It's very rare to see an undisturbed birth in a modern U.S. teaching hospital, but when you see a woman who isn't frightened, who's giving birth without interference, you stand back in awe and realize how little needed you are except in the rare circ...
I want you all to stand like the Muslims who stood with La ilaaha ilalla for Truth and Right
The Purpose of Philosophy is to fall in Love. To strip the world of all its clothes, and fall in Love with it as it stand before you completely naked.
Everything's always about being homogenized and following in a group. The people who stand out always have the most problems.
It's been made clear to all of us that a player should never leave the playing field and go into the stands.
You can change any status quo, stand out, walk by faith and not by sight and things will definitely go well with you.
Whenever I'm in Glasgow I go and stand outside the front of the house I grew up in, which is in Mount Vernon.
What I said was, the NSA does not voyeuristically pore through U.S. citizens' e-mails. I stand by that.
I am not comfortable telling people I am trying stand-up because to me that implies confidence. I'm - well, I'm not.
If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.
If you are ever going to move beyond where you stand at that moment you have to conjure a picture in your head of where you want to go.
