When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
Dane CookWhen I wear the national team shirt, its sole contact with my skin makes it stand on an end.
Diego MaradonaDoubt wisely; in strange way To stand inquiring right, is not to stray; To sleep, or run wrong, is.
John DonneI initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.
Jim GaffiganDid you ever stand on a street corner in American at five o'clock in the morning? I did.
Jack Kerouac