That one can love another of the same gender, that is what the homophobe really cannot stand.
Stephen FryFalafel Stand Vendor: Flass, I have kids to feed. Flass: What, they don't like falafel?
Batman BeginsWith stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.
Aziz AnsariLondon seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.
Aziz AnsariThe one who gives shade to others, is the one who is standing directly into Sunlight.
Aishwarya Shiva Pareek