I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
Jay LondonDel: Six bucks and my left nut says we're not going to be landing in Chicago.
Planes, Trains & AutomobilesWhat I am proud of is I have searched for the best of me and I have been a team man without fail.
Jonny WilkinsonPractical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
Austin O'MalleyAn Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.
Austin O'Malley