Obsession is hard work and can only be performed at full speed for short periods of time.
The Front Porch ProphetA brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a tastier option.
A brick and a blanket walk into a barBasically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.
Saving the World and Other Extreme SportsSpeed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.
This Book Has No TitleHappiness is a vector. It can only be defined by the speed at which you're moving away from pain.
Neal Shusterman